1995 PETERZELL UNION

Where are your reminiscences, photos,
that lock of your hair? Of course it's
been years, but if you have
something to contribute
here, let's have it.

10 REASONS WHY IT'S A PAIN TO BE A PETERZELL
Marcus, Lee & David (at the 1995 union)

• 10 losing your mother and sister on the eve of your family reunion

• 9 That funny thing at the end of my peter

• 8 Which Paul are you?

• 7 Explaining for the 4th time that your name is not Mr. Zell

• 6 Explaining to your kids that their name is not "Pretzel"

• 5 Keeping the American Heart Association in business

• 4 Explaining to your kids that the Peterzell Trust Fund is a myth

• 3 Explaining to your kids who Norman is, and where he fits in Harry's chart

• 2 Having to spend 6 grand on a Switzerland vacation just to prove there's a town named after your family

• 1 Explaining to your kids why we owned a 5 million dollar BVD knitting mill but all we came back with was a lousy Fruit of the Loom T-shirt.

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